I AM THE REAPER
Silent Hill is going to suck. Why? Because if a movie is advertised too much, especially on Comedy Central, you know it's going to suck ass. Stay Alive, anyone? Although you should have known it was going to be bad when you saw that they cast the Hebrew Hammer as a video-game dweeb. What are you doing, Goldberg? The real Hammer would be way to busy busting up Nazi bars to star in a PG-13 slasher flick. Besides, if people want real depravity, they're going to go see The Hills Have Eyes. Now that's some messed up shit.
Oh, Yeah... The Fancy Cars, the Women and the Caviar
Yahoo! Music is like MTV Hits (MTV's 24-7 video channel) for your computer, but better, because you can skip the Hillary Duff videos. Really, it's pretty awesome. (Keep in mind, however, that this is coming from someone who watched probaby 1000 hours of MTV Hits this summer, including "Sugar We're Going Down," "Helena," and "Hollaback Girl" like 100 times each. So take it with a grain of salt. But you really can make it play what you want.
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
Aliens is a hell of a movie. But why kill off Newt at the beginning of Alien 3? I mean, seriously. 3 has no idea what it wants to emulate, Alien or Aliens. But anyway.
The Fugitive
The Fugitive: Harrison Ford's last good movie. No, not last "tolerable" movie. Last GOOD movie. It's true. Don't argue. Air Force One and Clear and Present Danger just aren't in the same league. What Lies Beneath? (I'll give you a hint. It's crap).
Also that turtle ad for Comcast High Speed rocks. "With DSL, we can download way slower than Comcast High Speed internet."
"His middle name is Slow."
"Actually, my middle name is Matthew."
Sox
Sox stomping on O's 10-0 in the fifth. That's what I like to see. Even if Daniel Cabrera (on my fantasy team) pitches 1.1 and gives up 7.
Crisp and Loretta making it work, baby.
Television
What's the deal with Quentin Tarantino endorsing all these shitty horror flicks? What a bitch. Is he getting money?
Tino Martinez
On Baseball Tonight tonight. What's with how he talks? Is he retarded? Discuss.
Note
Nick Johnson (previously of the Yankees, now of the Nats), looks like Farva (of the Vermont Highway Patrol). Discuss.
Babies
Ever wondered how popular your name is? Waste time with the Baby Name Voyager. So awesome.
Terrorists
Cool site, oddly named "Generation Terrorists." They take out the juicy bits of movies and lyrics and so forth so you can quote them at will. Pop culture treasure trove.
