Your Daily TrimSpa Update

I heard on the radio that 21 percent of cable news coverage (CNN, FNC, MSNBC) last week was dedicated to Anna Nicole Smith. Really? It seemed like more. Maybe the rest was ads. Meanwhile, The Economist continued to demonstrate its fascination with breasts and unusual dead people by publishing an obituary for Ms Smith. Expect a return to your regularly scheduled astronaut love triangle programming as soon as possible. As for the parallel The Economist drew between Ms Smith and her idol Marilyn Monroe? I'll say this: if we're going to be voting for Monroe successors, I nominate Scarlett Johansson.